I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I understand Curling. That high.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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