One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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