so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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