Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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