ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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