He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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