I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I think I died a long time ago.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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