For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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