Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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