i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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