I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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