am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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