have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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