I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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