ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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