After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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