the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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