Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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