But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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