I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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