i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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