alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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