that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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