i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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