But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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