Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm bleeding and have questions
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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