every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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