Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
he shaved USA in his pubs
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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