How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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