She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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