dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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