Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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