Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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