awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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