The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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