apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Drunk is a universal language darling
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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