We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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