random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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