I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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