I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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