I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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