your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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