just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Oh Jesus.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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