If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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