dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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