but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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