I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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