Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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