The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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