Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just found puke in my bra..
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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