found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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