I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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